I have my own theory on the inherent difference between men and women. I call it the StupidCrazy factor. In my little, itty bitty perspective of the world, it's a very simple thing. Men are stupid, and women are crazy.
Men being stupid assume there must be some logic to the female. We're constantly trying to figure them out, 'cause we're stupid enough to think we can. Ask any guy you see what he really knows about the ladies, and I'm sure you're in for a nice belly laugh.
But women are crazy. No two of 'em are alike enough to be able to get a broad (get it?) generalization. They seem... At least to my empty head to operate on a whole different plain of reality than I do. On top of that, most all the ones I know think there's something tricky about understanding men. It can't just be that we're dorks, there's gotta be something complicated about it.
Do I think the genders shouldn't co-mingle? Heck no! It's just worth a lot more effort than a lot of people want to put forth to be sure you're able to coexist with your perspective mate. Maybe like... Stir the pot a few times before you call the sauce done.
On a personal note, I just started... Uh... "Seeing" someone this last week myself. I think I get to use that term, but seems that semantics game is a type of gymnastics I just fumble around in. Not that I'm a braggart or anything; but it's been a long time since I've had a lot of feelings that are coming up right now, and it's fairly exciting.
Downside to this upswing in my life is that I'm a very good example of the male in one big regard. I'm freaking dumb. Half the time I open my mouth my inner-me goes "REALLY dude?!" but the young lady I see is... Oddly reassuring about it. Like she gets me or something.
No one like, really "gets" me in my opinion. I'm a really odd character, but for once someone can take the scramble of duh and form it into the thought I was trying to convey. She even called me out on a trait of mine not a lot of people really pick up on, let alone address in an understanding manor.
Maybe there's a ratio of idiotic and coo-coo that balance out. I'm not sure, but I'm hoping to find out, and at least at the moment I'm dumb enough to see this going as well as things go. For now, I'm just going to try and stay up a little bit longer tonight... She said she was going to call when she got home around 1:00.
To summarize, I'm dumb and think women are crazy. 'Night all.
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Dude, women are crazy BECAUSE men are dumb.
ReplyDeleteGender inequity aside, though, do not ever expect to understand women. We are too complex. We don't even understand ourselves completely, but we don't mind. We like the mystery in our own minds (or at least we've grown comfortable with it). The simplicity of a man's mind is fascinating to us, as well. We are sure how it's even possible.
Hope all works out with you and your new young lady.